{"product_id":"ex-termination-service™","title":"EX-TERMINATION SERVICE™","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEX-TERMINATION FEEDING SERVICE™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou name it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe feed it to a fish. Or crab.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your victim:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🦐 Frozen Shrimp\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🦐 Frozen Krill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐟 Frozen fish (sorry, no live animals)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your executioner:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐡 Pufferfish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐠 Aggressive predators\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🦀 Crustacean destroyers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in-person or receive a personalized video of your \"ex\" being aggressively inhaled by a marine animal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe get it, the mature and healthy thing is to forgive and forget... or at least that's what your therapist said. But sometimes, you need to be a tiny bit petty to get closure! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBetter than paying an online witch to curse your ex, get instant gratification! Try our new EX-TERMIINATION feeding service!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(Also available for arch nemesis, workplace bullies, fake friends, etc.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*Results may vary. No closure guaranteed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomer Reviews:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Watching a pufferfish annihilate ‘Kevin’ healed me more than therapy.” — Ashley\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6 class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“The triggerfish showed zero mercy.” — Megan\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Way more satisfying than crying in my car.” — Anonymous\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"ageofaquariums","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44348096905267,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/shop.ageofaquariums.biz\/products\/ex-termination-service%e2%84%a2","provider":"ageofaquariums","version":"1.0","type":"link"}