Available in-person or receive a personalized video of your "ex" being aggressively inhaled by a marine animal.
We get it, the mature and healthy thing is to forgive and forget... or at least that's what your therapist said. But sometimes, you need to be a tiny bit petty to get closure!
Better than paying an online witch to curse your ex, get instant gratification! Try our new EX-TERMIINATION feeding service!
(Also available for arch nemesis, workplace bullies, fake friends, etc.)
*Results may vary. No closure guaranteed.
Customer Reviews:
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Watching a pufferfish annihilate ‘Kevin’ healed me more than therapy.” — Ashley
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “The triggerfish showed zero mercy.” — Megan
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Way more satisfying than crying in my car.” — Anonymous
