EX-TERMINATION SERVICE™

EX-TERMINATION FEEDING SERVICE™

You name it.
We feed it to a fish. Or crab.

Choose your victim:
🦐 Frozen Shrimp
🦐 Frozen Krill
🐟 Frozen fish (sorry, no live animals)

Choose your executioner:
🐡 Pufferfish
🐠 Aggressive predators
🦀 Crustacean destroyers

Available in-person or receive a personalized video of your "ex" being aggressively inhaled by a marine animal.

We get it, the mature and healthy thing is to forgive and forget... or at least that's what your therapist said. But sometimes, you need to be a tiny bit petty to get closure! 

Better than paying an online witch to curse your ex, get instant gratification! Try our new EX-TERMIINATION feeding service!

(Also available for arch nemesis, workplace bullies, fake friends, etc.)

*Results may vary. No closure guaranteed. 

Customer Reviews:

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“Watching a pufferfish annihilate ‘Kevin’ healed me more than therapy.” — Ashley

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“The triggerfish showed zero mercy.” — Megan

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“Way more satisfying than crying in my car.” — Anonymous